The Eyes of Tammy Are Upon Us

Tammy Faye Bakker Messner
March 7, 1942 - July 20, 2007

Top 10 reasons to vote Kermit the Frog for President

10. More likely to favor a blurred line when it comes to marraige.

9. Pro-environment. Slogan "It's easy being green" rasing awareness.

8. Miss Piggy potentially karate chopping foreign diplomats in the rose garden.

7. Two heckling old guys in the press room.

6. Gonzo as Secretary of Defense.

5. Electric Mayhem and fish juggling at the Inaugural Balls.

4. Late night shows will be funny again.

3. He'd, naturally, be a Green Party candidate.

2. Fozzie Bear as Vice President.

1. At least we'll know he's a puppet before he gets in office.
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Elect Kermit the Frog for president... at least they don't have to hide the fact that he's a puppet.

George Bush walks into a bar...

During the 2000 presidential campaign, Bush said that he gave up drinking after waking up with a hangover after his 40th birthday celebration: "I quit drinking in 1986 and haven't had a drop since then."

Here's a clip from a BBC News report on June 7, 2007:



More proof the President doesn't have much touch with reality.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.